Population | 2.288 billion |
Capital | Beijing |
Leader | Xi Jinping |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | Yuan |
Animal | Sparrow |
The Republic of The of China is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.288 billion Chinese are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.
The frighteningly efficient of Chinan economy, worth 260 trillion Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,679 Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Voting is compulsory, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Xi Jinping after national disasters, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The of China's national animal is the Sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.
The of China is ranked 67,423rd in the world and 3,811th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,245.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The of China was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, Most Developed, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : The of China was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The of China, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings.
- : Following new legislation in The of China, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
- : Following new legislation in The of China, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Xi Jinping after national disasters.
- : Following new legislation in The of China, voting is compulsory.
- : The of China was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The of China, saying "don't do anything that Xi Jinping wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in The of China, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in The of China, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.